Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali,
Nadi k kinare suraj ki
lali,
Jindagi me aye khushiyo ki bahar,
Apko mubarak ho Holi ka tyohar HAPPY HOLI.
Friday, 18 May 2012
Raat pe savera chha gaya,
Raat pe savera chha gaya,
Suraj roshni ke saath aa gaya,
Ye mahol subaha ka sabhi ko bha gaya,
Aur aap ne aankh kholi to msg hamara aa gaya.....
White rose for peace.
Black rose for an enemy.
White rose for peace.
Red rose for love.
Pink rose for a close friend.
Yellow rose for a new friend.
What ROSE I deserve from u...
fool hai gulab ka chameli ka na samjhna…
fool hai gulab ka chameli ka na samjhna…
fool h gulab ka chameli ka na smjhna...
aashiq hu aapka apni saheli
ka na samjhna…
Thursday, 17 May 2012
Hasti mit jati he ashian banane me,
Hasti mit jati he
ashian banane me,
bhaut muskil hoti h
apno ko samjhane me,
ek pal me kisi ko
bhula na dena,
zindgi beet jati h
kisi ko apna bnane me.
__________________________________________
Din bit jate hai suhani yade banakar,
Bate rah jate hai
kahani banakar,
Par aap to hamesha
mere hi karib rahege,
Kabhi musakan to
kabhi aankho me pani banakar....
Har Pal Me Khushi Deti Hai "MAA",
Har Pal Me Khushi
Deti Hai "MAA",
Apni Zindagi Se Jivan
Deti Hai "MAA",
"GOD" Kya
Hai "MAA" Ki Puja Kariye,
Kyoki "GOD"
Ko Bhi To Janam Deti Hai "MAA"
Meri hasi ka hisab kon karega
Meri hasi ka hisab
kon karega?
meri Galti ko Maaf
kon karega?
E-Khuda mere dost ko salamat
rakhana
Warna meri shadi me "Munni
Wala" Dance kon karega.
Wednesday, 16 May 2012
Funny SMS and Messages
January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed...
U...
R...
Always...
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
............
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I 'll take u an eye specialist !!
............
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool.
............
I wrote ur name on the sands...
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart...
i got a HEART ATTACK
............
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers
............
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
............
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain
& u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
............
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKEY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water !! ;)
............
when i call u;
1 ring means I'm thinking of u;
2 ring means I like u;
3 means I miss u;
4 means ... pick d phone idiot
............
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
............
The human brain is most outstanding thing...
it functions 24hrs 365 days...
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
............
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
............
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
............
History Teacher : From where to where did the Mughals rule ?
Student : Teacher, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26
............
Teacher: U are a failure! At ur age, Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir, but at ur age Hitler had committed suicide.
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed...
U...
R...
Always...
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
............
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I 'll take u an eye specialist !!
............
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool.
............
I wrote ur name on the sands...
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart...
i got a HEART ATTACK
............
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers
............
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
............
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain
& u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
............
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKEY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water !! ;)
............
when i call u;
1 ring means I'm thinking of u;
2 ring means I like u;
3 means I miss u;
4 means ... pick d phone idiot
............
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
............
The human brain is most outstanding thing...
it functions 24hrs 365 days...
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
............
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
............
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
............
History Teacher : From where to where did the Mughals rule ?
Student : Teacher, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26
............
Teacher: U are a failure! At ur age, Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir, but at ur age Hitler had committed suicide.
I Want To Give You A Birthday Gift
2. Your Birthday Is A Celebration of the special bond we share sending you my sweet wishes to say hope your day is as wonderful as you are happy birthday!!
3. As The Candles Get Added To Your Cake I’ll be looking forward to adding many more years to our friendship! Happy Birthday To You!!
Okay, I May Have Lots Of Friends But
1. Okay, I May Have Lots Of Friends But …………….. Believe
Me!!!!!!!!!! You’re the SWEETEST Honey Happy Birthday To You!
2. There’re Sometimes In Life When what you need more than
anything is For someone to say I’m there for you If this is that time Then I’m
that someone Even if it’s not I’m still that someone Cheer up baby It’s your
birthday Have a perfect day!
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